At the apple orchard, kids are playing, I have no idea what I was doing, trying to round our stuff up I think.
Friend: "That's Megan, she's in charge of our kids' ministry."Person I haven't met: "Oh, great! Are these all of your kids?"
Friend: "Well, not all of them. See that little blonde boy with no pants who just put that chip-clip on his penis? He's Megan's. And that other blonde boy peeing on the tree? He's Megan's too."
Don't worry. The kids' ministry is in good hands.
HAHAHAH!!!! what a great day!
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