William, Oh William...

Today William and I were in Target and had this interaction.. He walked up to a rack of Spanx and said "That's a shirt?"

Me: "Uhm, no, they're like underwear."

Will: "That's so cute!"

Me: "Hmm.. I guess.."

Will: "Mommy wants those?"

Me: "No, not really. Other mommies might though."

Then we walked on and he saw bras.. *sigh* He ran up to one, grabbed it, and said: "Mommy! What's that? That's so cute!"

Me: "That's a bra"

Will: "Mommy want a bra?"

Me: "No, not today."

Will: "Where's mommy's bra?" (You wouldn't believe all the looks I'm getting at this point)

Me: "They're at home."

Will starts pulling on my shirt and says "Mommy's bra's in there?"

Me: "Yeahh" (as I try to keep my shirt in place)

Will: "Mommy's milk's in there too?"

Me: "Yeah, Mommy's milk's in there too.. Look, a car!" Phew. That was the end of that conversation!